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Mother Superior
Posted: Wednesday, January 17, 2007 2:01:17 PM

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Posts: 30
Points: 90
Location: The Nunnery
83 year old nun, looking for dominant men to rip off her habit and bugger her senseless while Sister Asumpta watches. Any takers? Free entrance to heaven for well endowed men.



Jesus Loves You...and all that jazz!
big bob the geri lover
Posted: Friday, February 09, 2007 2:32:17 PM

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Location: london
mother superior,

i love it when there is someone watching me in action; their eyes ravishing my muscly buttocks and giant throbbing cock. Just the thought of you makes me hard. I have unbelievable stamina and a vibrant imagination so will be able to satisfy your every need!
Mother Superior
Posted: Friday, February 09, 2007 5:57:50 PM

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Location: The Nunnery
big bob the geri lover wrote:
mother superior,

i love it when there is someone watching me in action; their eyes ravishing my muscly buttocks and giant throbbing cock. Just the thought of you makes me hard. I have unbelievable stamina and a vibrant imagination so will be able to satisfy your every need!


just the thought of your giant throbbing cock is making me drip with anticipation, thank god for 'Bounty Thirst Pocket' because otherwise my hard wood floor would certainly be ruined by the hefty puddle collecting around my ankles.

You may have to take it slow though bob, as in my old age my joints have begun to ache tremendously but give a good oiling up before hand and I'll pump like a newly refurbished steam engine. Pray



Jesus Loves You...and all that jazz!
big bob the geri lover
Posted: Friday, February 09, 2007 6:13:50 PM

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Location: london
I can be slow and sensual if you wish my sweet. All this talk of pumping is making me soooo horny. I am going to wank about you in a minute. I love foreplay. This will help to warm you up. I have been told I have a tongue like an Irish wolf Hound! I must taste your loins! I'm wanking now...
Mother Superior
Posted: Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:20:29 PM

Rank: Master/Mistress
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Posts: 30
Points: 90
Location: The Nunnery
big bob the geri lover wrote:
I can be slow and sensual if you wish my sweet. All this talk of pumping is making me soooo horny. I am going to wank about you in a minute. I love foreplay. This will help to warm you up. I have been told I have a tongue like an Irish wolf Hound! I must taste your loins! I'm wanking now...


Put it away you filthy heathen, you are sure to go to hell for you insatiable sexual desire. Mind you all the best people are in hell anyway so wank away young sir...I'll flick my bean in unison with your strokes



Jesus Loves You...and all that jazz!
hardcore_harry
Posted: Friday, February 16, 2007 3:33:05 PM

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Location: Hants
Things are getting rather hot and heavy around here.. Lets have a little drink.

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE
big bob the geri lover
Posted: Monday, February 19, 2007 2:55:06 PM

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Aphrodite, those sweet words are music to my cock! The image you describe of our mutual mastubation will pleasurably haunt me until we meet. You must come and visit me soon - there is a great fruit and veg market near my house! Sorry it took so long to reply, I had a run in with the police on Friday night. Can you believe I was arrested for lewd conduct in central London! I was just minding my own business in an alleyway with a ladyfriend of mine, a lubricated rounders bat and a friendly tramp we met that night - he was a sexual fiend - a bit smelly but an amazing performer! all of a sudden we were accosted by three policmen. They wrestled us to the ground and carted us off, claiming we were depraved perverts! Just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you while lying on my stone slab, my poor excuse for a bed, in Charing Cross Police station - all night I dreamt of you and stained the walls white. I swiped a shiny black truncheon from the custody sargeant on the way out though - could be useful - call me 07956 358349 - - do you enjoy being fisted? I'll show you the long arm of the law anytime!
hardcore_harry
Posted: Monday, February 19, 2007 3:36:01 PM

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Location: Hants
Who me? or the old broad? I think a fist up her shrivelled rear might just kill the old dame.

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE
Master Roger
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 12:04:59 PM

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I think you should all bend over and feel the fist of my authority

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big bob the geri lover
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 2:43:24 PM

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harry, menage et trois is one of my favourite sayings! let's see how hardore you really are. My phone number and address are both in this forum so get in touch you horny old viagra guzzling nutter!

Master Roger - would love to cross swords with you soon in a fight to an orgasmic death. love the mask! I am looking for an experienced, authoritative master to show me the ropes. Fancy it?
Master Roger
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 3:56:12 PM

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You're a bit cocky. I'd need to keep you in line. I don't like a gobby slave. I require complete submission from all of my slaves. Brick wall

***OBEY ME OR BE PUNISHED***
Mother Superior
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:46:36 PM

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Joined: 1/17/2007
Posts: 30
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Location: The Nunnery
big bob the geri lover wrote:
Aphrodite, those sweet words are music to my cock! The image you describe of our mutual mastubation will pleasurably haunt me until we meet. You must come and visit me soon - there is a great fruit and veg market near my house! Sorry it took so long to reply, I had a run in with the police on Friday night. Can you believe I was arrested for lewd conduct in central London! I was just minding my own business in an alleyway with a ladyfriend of mine, a lubricated rounders bat and a friendly tramp we met that night - he was a sexual fiend - a bit smelly but an amazing performer! all of a sudden we were accosted by three policmen. They wrestled us to the ground and carted us off, claiming we were depraved perverts! Just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you while lying on my stone slab, my poor excuse for a bed, in Charing Cross Police station - all night I dreamt of you and stained the walls white. I swiped a shiny black truncheon from the custody sargeant on the way out though - could be useful - call me 07956 358349 - - do you enjoy being fisted? I'll show you the long arm of the law anytime!


Oh Bob! How moist you make me, I feel my juices running again for the first time in nearly 37 years. Although your run in with the law troubles my catholic morals, I've always had a soft spot for a bad boy, and you're more than welcome to explore my 'soft spot' at your leisure.

As for being fisted, the depth of my petunia would surely swallow up anything placed in its nearby surroundings like a black hole. My unhealthy obsession with oversized vegetables has loosened me up no-end and has left me with a rather cavernous recepticle, suitable for all your perverted needs.

p.s. i did try to call you...was that your wife who answered? I hung up instantly for fear of our secret love being discovered! Your filthy ways have made me feel 58 again and its a feeling I could just not live without! x



Jesus Loves You...and all that jazz!
Master Roger
Posted: Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:53:05 PM

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By the time I'm 80

And my life has quickly passed

I'll always smile when I remember

Your fantastic arse

***OBEY ME OR BE PUNISHED***
big bob the geri lover
Posted: Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:21:32 AM

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master, I will pleasurably submit myself to any punsihment you so desire - I love a bit of cbt!

Mother superior - that was one of my lady friends - no need to hang up - I wore a habit for her last night as she abused me with her monster 15" er. Oh my god she's just dripped on my jeans, she's rubbing up aginst my hard cock...we're thinking of you! You are such a turn on you send us crazy! I'm going to eat her out now - until next time... her bush is very hairy...I love it like that - do you shave yours? Or is it as god intended? I hope so... call again!
hardcore_harry
Posted: Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:31:11 PM

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Lets all have a quick tipple whilst we think about the next move

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE
Mother Superior
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2007 1:45:40 PM

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hardcore_harry wrote:
Lets all have a quick tipple whilst we think about the next move


I'll drink anything you wish to pour into my mouth!



Jesus Loves You...and all that jazz!
skater_paul
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:41:13 PM
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Location: portsmouth (england)
Mother Superior wrote:
83 year old nun, looking for dominant men to rip off her habit and bugger her senseless while Sister Asumpta watches. Any takers? Free entrance to heaven for well endowed men.


hmmm nice i think i would like to do that.. i have been with a 47 year old amd im only 20 Eh?
The Hoff
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2007 4:48:23 PM

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I like young men.

Don't hassle the hoff
Spankmaster
Posted: Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:30:11 PM
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Mother superior you need a good hard spanking.
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