Ooooooooo! Those Japanese! Kinky or wot?
Bukkaki parties, BDSM game shows, Hari Kiri and now bus hiring for the purpose of frottaging! Now that has to be perverted, as anyone who has to use a crowded bus every day, with the inevitable pushing, shoving, bad breath, bad hygene and bad manners of a small percentage of fellow travellers will testify. The mere idea of actually paying to have one's bum 'accidentaly' groped by some sad specimen masquerading as a bloke turns me on no end. Disgusting I calls it.
<< Strides off into the kitchen muttering 'Filthy perverts! Deserve a damn good thrashing!. Now, where the ecky thump did I put those ''The Delights Of Japan'' travel brocures?'