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Hi fans. I have decided to start a Sex Cult. This is for research purposes and also because the world just needs to have more hot sex in it.
To be a part of The Temple of Rhalou Hot Disco Sex Cult you don’t have to have sex with Rhalou (unless she likes you and deems you worthy of sex slave status). You don’t even need to be famous, or have s... More |
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It was pointed out to me recently that it had been quite a while since I'd last blogged and it was about time I got my finger out and wrote something fresh. Mind you, the person chastising me for my tardiness was one of the friends who'd been at the Globe with me when I was being frottaged by the cast of 'Othello', so maybe he was just hoping for a... More |
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Posted by The Gimp on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 Aloha gimparoos, I trust you are all in fine spirits and geared up for the festive season. I wish I could say I was going to join you in the reverie, but sadly the Christmas season is the least exciting aspect of my whole year. When the entire office is evacuated, I am forced to return to mother for the holidays. This usually involves a week of scr... More |
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After a traumatic few weeks in Rhal world, I am extremely relieved to report that I have now stopped feeling shit. I must confess, I had my heart broken and consequently spent a lot of time crying my head off and generally feeling utterly miserable - in between partying like a motherfucker and drinking myself into oblivion - but much to my (and m... More |
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Posted by The Gimp on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Ahoy there my fellow gimpees, I trust you are all in buoyant spirits. I’m sailing along on the wave of raw emotions that have rather rocked the boat at Forum towers this week. Some rimjock sent a nasty poison pen letter to my girls, informing our editor Liz that she is less than pleasing on the eye. I often while away many an hour curled up at he... More |
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Contrary to the fiery stereotype of ladies of the red haired persuasion, I am normally rather reserved when it comes to matters of wrath and generally more of a passive hippy type. But this week I have suddenly discovered my inner ginger lunatic (perhaps since I starting dying my hair brown?) and I have mostly been boiling over in a mass of liquid ... More |
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Posted by The Gimp on Monday, October 15, 2007 Well hello there my pretties. I trust you are all in good health. I’m happy as Larry after being allowed to accompany the editorial team to the Skin Two Expo last weekend. It’s not often they let me out of the cellar these days, after I by accidentally gnawed through the mains and caused major havoc. I’ve been mostly well behaved of late though, wh... More |
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After spending two days in a tiny rubber dress manning the Forum stand at the Skin Two Expo last weekend, I feel like I’ve been given a unique and fascinating insight into just what the fetish loving community really get up to in their spare time. I came away feeling enlightened by the ensuing events. I confess I also felt a little bit like shite... More |
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Well, we've just about recovered from our very enjoyable, if exhausting, stint at the Skin Two Expo out in Docklands. It was really nice to see all those of you who popped over to our stand to pick up a copy of Forum, take out a subscription, have a chat or just pinch one of our packets of Love Hearts (having a bowl of sweeties to hand is always a ... More |
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We've been working all day to the smell of Christmas pudding wafting through Trojan Towers. Monthly magazines are usually planned and put together several weeks in advance of their appearance on newsagents' shelves, and the Fresh girls are currently roadtesting the puddings for a forthcoming issue, which means everyone in the company gets a taste. ... More |
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